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Looking for a laid-back, highly sarcastic, questionably professional wedding photographer? Congratulations, you've found us.

If you're after someone who'll yell, "Now laugh naturally!" while pointing a camera the size of a small child at your face... we're probably not your people.

Most couples tell us the same thing before their wedding:

"We're awkward in photos."

Groundbreaking. Never heard that one before.

Luckily, Matt has perfected the fine art of distracting people with terrible jokes, relentless banter, and just enough organised chaos that you'll forget you're actually being photographed. Somewhere between the sarcasm and the occasional inappropriate comment, he'll have captured genuine moments before you've had a chance to ask, "What do I do with my hands?"

Spoiler: We'll tell you what to do with your hands.

You don't need to know how to pose. You don't need to practise your smile in the mirror. And unless you're secretly a catalogue model (which statistically... you're probably not), we don't expect you to magically know what to do in front of a camera.

We'll guide you through everything - where to stand, how to move, when to ignore us completely, and when to pretend your new spouse is actually funny. No awkward poses. No forced kisses every thirty seconds. No weird "look thoughtfully into the distance like you've just discovered taxes" moments.

Just genuine laughs, real connection, and photos that actually look like you.

Our goal is simple: make you feel so comfortable that you completely forget there's a camera following you around all day. If that involves a healthy dose of sarcasm, a few terrible dad jokes, and occasional verbal abuse disguised as affection... that's just part of the premium service.

So come exactly as you are.

We'll take care of the photos.

You just have to remember the rings.

PS: Matt swears a lot, and will probably drink alongside you at your wedding.